Little things in life that annoy the hell out of you...

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    Those ****ers too lazy to walk to the lifts and decide to struggle on stairs with a pram six bags of shopping and a screaming brat in tow.
     
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    Conversely, those people too lazy to walk up one flight of stairs (who they are able to do so) and use the lift instead.

    People who ask for a pint of John Smiths Smooth in a pub with real ale. (You all knew that was coming!)
     
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    Parents that blame everyone else for their inability to control their children or teach them right from wrong.

    People that park their trolley across an entire set of shelves in supermarkets, then give you an evil look when you lean over it to get what you want.

    Dimlows that work in supermarkets who wrap reduced barcodes around the item so they are impossible to scan at the till.

    Gary Neville on commentary (irritating rat faced little . . . . )

    People talking to me about soaps; Like I give a **** . . . .

    Having a decent round of golf on Saturday then going round in 30 more shots on a Sunday and looking like I never played before.

    Pensioners who acquire a licence to say what they like to anyone along with their bus pass.

    John Virgo on snooker commentary. What he hell did he ever win?

    And finally. The fact I'm clearly so bitter and twisted. Professional help is bright sought.
     
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  4. Gol

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    For me it's definitely when people say to you 'where are you from then' to which ill reply 'Barnsley' only for them to say 'ohhh yeah baaaaaaaaaaarnsley' tossers.
     
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    Men in flip-flops.
     
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    Illiterate litterers.
     
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    Pencils that keep breaking when you sharpen them.
     
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    Pencil sharpeners that don't work properly.
     
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    Our lasses mother who live a few houses on.

    Occasionally when our lass has stuck some washing in, in a morning and gone to work. Our lass asks her mother to hang it out on the line.

    She does, but she turns each garment inside out before pegging to the line.

    Does mi fecking nut it, cos it means they have to be put right before ironing.

    Her logic is that if a bird shits on it, it won't be on the good side. WTF ???
     
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    Even if they alliterate? Drop detritus? Scatter scrap? Jettison junk?
     
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    Apple headphones.
     
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    Randomly relinquishing rubbish? Aye, them n'all.
     
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    My supposedly 'state of the art' dvd/hard disk recorder. Basterd.
     
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    Chromatic guitar tuners.
     
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    Well at least you're consistently contra those who refuse to reuse refuse.
     
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    Lets face it, this could be the longest thread EVER :D (and thats just my contribution ;))

    Politicians that pretend they care about the working person (see , I didn't say Man or Woman....another pet hate )

    Women ALWAYS being right no matter what (even if you are agreeing with them :confused:)

    Work.

    Modern (haha) music. Lets face it , most of that crap samples stuff from when musicians had talent and their own ideas.

    The Lottery (put a pound on last night for the first time in years and still didn't win owt:mad:)

    Hangovers (what were they when you were younger ?)

    Owt to do with REALITY (don't make laugh) shows when a) they are all rigged to get people voting (paying for phone calls), b) they use sob stories to get people interested (see previous brackets) c)even if you have no interest at all (me) you still know all about it due to the entire story being in the headlines in the papers d) they even get into lists of things people hate :rolleyes:

    Soaps and the fact that they take up half the telly pages, you skip past em and miss something you want to watch (BBC2 8:00 Operation Snow Tiger;))



    More to follow when I've calmed down ;)

    Drivers going down sliprads at 50 then hitting the motorway, straight into the outside lane at 80:confused:

    People carriers,anybody that drives a lot will know what I mean ;)

    You're not allowed to say owt to fat gits about their weight but people are quite happy to say to r'lass (8 stone wet through) "You don't get any fatter do you!"

    R'lass :)

    Back soon.....trancs are kicking in !
     
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    My penis
     
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    On the subject of litter.

    Litter and particularly that which (like crisp bags or cans) has not even been scrunched up in an effort to save the planet :mad:

    And dog cr@p all over the path on the canal even though the signs say YOU WILL GET FINED (yer ,right:rolleyes:)
     
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    Changing a duvet cover by myself.
     
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    Try changing one with the missus:nails: who insists on grabbing the opposite corner to the one you need her to grab :mad: Its easier on my own mate ....I've tried (better with 2 underneath though....or more :confused:)
     
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