You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele Four weak defenders and a League One midfield We've had some close calls You've flapped at some high balls And now you won't sign your new deal You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele
Magnificent - anyone want some verses? At a club south of Retford, his wages were bettered, and the con-tract length longer too. He didn't want to leave us, hopes we don't achieve less, but in the end had to go somewhere new. He said not to panic, 'you've still got Ben Alnwick, he's not quite as bad as you think.' But I don't believe him, are chances are so slim, I fear that our teams gonna stink. But let's not be too sad, it might not be so bad, getting behind them all is a must I don't see a reason to be fearful next season, and that's cos in Flicker, I trust. You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele...
Off the A1 at Woolley, in his wife's brand new Mini, sat a keeper in search of a club 'Cos his parent club's offer, wasn't worthy of bother, not enough for a new pair of gloves He required resolution, to avoid destitution, so his agent's advice he had sought But the deals in the offing, soon had our boy coughing, they weren't nearly as good as he'd thought You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele Four weak defenders and a League One midfield We've had some close calls You've flapped at some high balls And now you won't sign your new deal You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele So to Grove Street he hastened, feeling suitably chastened, and asked Flicker if he might yet stay Flicker thanked him for sharing, blathered on about layering, told him Ben was his first choice to play With his confidence Flimsy, he departed for Grimsby, the graveyard of many ex-Reds Where his frustration lingers, getting paid in fish-fingers, wished he'd re-signed with Barnsley instead You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele Four weak defenders and a League One midfield We've had some close calls You've flapped at some high balls And now you won't sign your new deal You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele
For some reason I have Coward of the County going round my head. I'll hit youtube to refresh, or my Mam's cds....
I don't drive, but I'm pretty sure the A1 doesn't go through Wooley? Apart from that, you are the Hal David of the BBS.
I have to say that this is probably THE most inspired post I've read on here. The only other one I think at this level is TFP friday night feight night.