The only time your feet have gone flying over your head like Wayne Rooney was when you slipped on that ice outside the Whittington after a session in the Boogaloo. If I remember correctly, rather than breaking a goalscoring record you broke your arm!
Yeah, recently aye! And that was Shane McGowan's fault! Broken arm here, hospital there. Sod it, I deal with it tomorrow.... Not the wisest decision ever.