I hope he rips his shirt off in a Hulk-like manner and tenses like in the picture from just after the Huddersfield game. Sounding gayer than I first thought though, this. But yeah. He's a tank. Makes a change from personal attacks on here anyways.
I would clean his car every week for a month if he ripped of his shirt (just after scoring) to reveal a tightly fitted vest with "MASSIVE" emblazoned on the back. Yes I know, also very gay you tossers
Ok if COG doesn't celebrate if he scores, how about the guy says the scorer says Thats a MASSIVE goal from COG
I hope he rips off his tight fitting Barnsley shirt to reveal tense, rippling muscles and all the Wednesday players get out their concealed bottles of baby oil and lovingly rub it on him with steaming passion and....