Sensible advice needed.

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  1. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    Well maybe its you who needs to look at yourself.

    Your feel has been om a stag do and had a lsp dance
    And?

    Thinl you would have needed to be more worried if he hadn't.
     
  2. Jay

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    Suck his best mate's ****. See how he likes them apples.
     
  3. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    Take a trip to Wildcats this Saturday and see for yourself.
     
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    So it's not just me with that problem then :D
     
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    It's fine, more of a joke than anything.

    At least he didn't go back for more the night after, having already paid out £300 previously. (As one of my friends did in Magaluf recently :p not engaged though haha).
     
  6. JLWBigLil

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    As you're getting married shortly

    There's far more important things to concentrate on. This is the man you're intending to spend the rest of your life with and it's you he loves. As others have said, the dance would've been arranged by his mates, not him. I bet he's given far more thought to getting his words correct at the ceremony, rather than this insignificant woman.
    As one of the older members of the BBS with children of your age, I understand & appreciate my advice will not carry the same weight as that from your peer group.
    Stop worrying about it and look forward to what is going to be one of the best days of your life.
     
  7. shenk1

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    Re: As you're getting married shortly

    Aye....cos it's all downhill after that ;)
     
  8. JLWBigLil

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    Re: As you're getting married shortly

    Yer daft bugger!!:D:D
     
  9. JamDrop

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    Re: As you're getting married shortly

    Thank you to everyone that responded, I feel a bit daft for having spent time dwelling on something and nothing, but I'm now able to think about it and genuinely laugh to myself (Jedi One's spanial-ears comment might have something to do with that).
     
  10. JLWBigLil

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    For goodness sake

    Don't ask him how he knows!:D
    He might even tell you of the time he burst into the living room half naked, apart from wearing a pair of black stockings and suspenders, to surprise his wife. Unknown to him, his then mother and father in law were sat in there! There's a few of us still in therapy after he told us!:D
     
  11. JamDrop

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    Re: For goodness sake

    That's genious!
     
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    Re: For goodness sake

    The image is seared into my brain for ever! Yours is nothing in comparison!:D
     
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    Re: For goodness sake

    He's your fiancée, that must count for something? I don't think he'd be marrying you if he was intent on doing owt.

    Never understood the fascination with lap dancing, to be honest. Waste of money.
     
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    Re: For goodness sake

    I am confused????? I always thought it was laptop dancing - does that mean I can stop prancing around the computer in my ballet pumps?
     
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    Many moons ago a team of us dropped into Peppermint Hippo in Sheffield - a bit ballaxed I had one - it was the least sexy, most soulless thing ever.

    I really wouldn't let it gnaw at you, it's just summat to tick off a list on a stag do.

    And let's be reight, he can see much more on't web....

    Have a good laugh about it and enjoy your wedding.
     
  16. Merde Tete

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    Hit the nail on the head there. Exactly that happened to me on my stag do, and I'll be honest I didn't enjoy it at all, I just felt pretty uncomfortable.
     
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    What JDB said - absolutely nothing to worry about. Most of them are absolute rank on a stick too.
     
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    That's cos of the massive hard on you had whilst sat upright
     
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    Is that why you went back for seconds, thirds and fourths on your stag do?!?!
     
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    #40 Marlon, Jul 30, 2013
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    Just throw it back in his face every time you need a new dress or summat ent yer mam told yer owt ?:rolleyes:
     

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