My Girlfriend just asked me

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  1. Eaststand Lower

    Eaststand Lower Well-Known Member

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    ' Why don't we make love like they do in the movies? '

    With that I ripped off her clothes stuck my fist in her pussy, bit both her arse cheeks, bent her over the kitchen table, pulled her hair so she was looking me in the eye and f.ucked het like a man possessed before I fired a load of s.punk into her mouth and face.

    Turns out we watch different types of movies.
     
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    weirdo
     
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    Slightly amusing.
     
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  4. gaz

    gazredtyke Active Member

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    Why exactly would telling a joke that a lot of people would have heard before make him a weirdo?
     
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    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    What's the joke?
     
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    gazredtyke Active Member

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    Obviously a joke that should be made in male company but bloody hell, he's certainly not the first to have told it & I dare say he won't be the last!
    Sorry PC Brigade....
     
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    Isn't one, pretty sure gazred is Esl mate so probably rolling around.
     
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    Regardless whether he's my mate or not, Jimmy Carr, Bernard Manning, Peter Kay & Jim Bowen have told worse!
     
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    *thinks gazred may be said girlfriend*
     
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    gazredtyke Active Member

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    Haha!
     
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    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    I weren't being PC...
     
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  12. gaz

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    So you just didn't get it?
     
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    Wow would be interesting having a pint with a few people on here, or not.
     
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    mrx Banned Idiot

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    hmmm , you think that is funny ?
     
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    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    sounded like a normal night to me
     
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  16. gaz

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    Crossed wires then? Some folk would moan about moaning though!
     
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    Absolutely hillarious
     
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    mrx Banned Idiot

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    sure ? whats funny about it ?
     
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    gazredtyke Active Member

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    The fact that the likes of you have their panties in a twist about it x
     
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    mrx Banned Idiot

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    not got my panties in a twist
    not the sort of language what you would expect on here
    each to their own
     
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