I always get em..

LOL.
To be fair, I'm in there at the same time every evening for the same thing - bottle of Powerade.
R old boy is quality. Unlike me, he doesn't stay quiet and accept it. Been int shop with him numerous times over the years with similar annoying cnuts, and he always lets rip. He nearly ended up feighting with one bloke. It seems evolution works because whilst I have his tolerance levels, and get annoyed by the same ****, I, unlike him, can just about hold myself together.
Road rage - the term - was invented with my dad in mind. He throws a fit if a ******* green light changes.
"I ******* KNEW IT. ******* HAD TO CHANGE DINT IT? ******* ******* LIGHT!"
I love the old fcuker, though.

 

Woah. Over use of expletives there.
My apologies.

 

personally I cant stand the ignorant twonks who stand behind you in a queue huffing and tutting while your trying to remember everything the missus wants cos she cant be arsed to get out of the car

 

You will be old one day, what goes round comes round. Lucky to have a tenner

 

I got an oldish woman in Morissons petrol a few weeks ago. Didn't buy any petrol but must have done her big shop while she was in.

 

Int life a bitch f.f.s.

 

Maybe tha should buy 3 or 4 at a time and cut down on the hassle and save thissen some time into the bargain.

 

Maybe if he bought them in the supermarket he could get a multipack cheaper.

 

Don't get me started on people not using the pay at the pump function - that winds me up! And invariably I then end up at one of the pumps that doesn't have the facility and I end up having to queue with the people that won't use the pay at the pump! B*st*rds the lot of 'em!

 

And then you get those annoying people who bring in around 5 receipts with miles points on trying to put them all on their card *hangs head in shame*

 

The reading club in W H Smiths gets on my wick. Every magazine should be sealed in a placcy bag. Tight gits.

 

Oh...I've got to do that because the missus keeps forgetting to use the card whenever she fills up...pisses me off that I have to put petrol in half the time when I'm sat at home not working and she's the one using the damn thing!

 

Pay at the pump is far too scary for me - never use it.. Boss the self-service checkout at Tesco though

 

I hate self-serve checkouts, I can go through it with just 2 items and it still screws up and needs the assistant!

Remember first time I used a pay at pump with ar lass in the car, I got back in the car and she honestly thought I was driving off without paying!

 

Nobdy would ever go into WH Smiths for owt ever again if that was the case.

 

When I used 'pay at the pump' I think I made the mistake of picking the nosel up and then placing it immediatly back in confusion. It then proceeded to chuck receipts at me with 0.00 on them.

I had to ask someone for help. An all round embarrasing experience. Never again lol.

 

Went to the one at Huddersfield, Asda...and the old woman at pump front didn't realise and kept putting nozzle in car, then back in pump etc and trying to signal to the kiosk, so then I shouted over that it was pay at pump, and she didn't know what to do. She really was flustered when I went over to help, probably thinking she shouldn't be usuing her card when there's a stranger there but then I was just trying to help!

 

My first experience with pay at the pump wasn't the best either. I was doing the same as the old woman above, putting the nozzle in car, back in pump etc. Then I heard a message over tannoy to the person at pump 2 to press the button on the pump, message was repeated 3 times until I looked up and saw that I was the person at pump 2. Love pay at the pump now though, so much easier!

 

A good one when bored at the supermarket.

When you get near the pet food isle, quickly position yourself near the dog food, make sure she is quite far away browsing other stuff, with plenty of people in between, and shout at the top of your voice "do we need any dog food Kee". Keep shouting it, persistently, until she has to say "we don't have a dog". "Fair enough".

 

Peasy it's so you don't order single items but just go for the meal deals on the display in front of you.