Why are you still in this league? I'm scratching my head

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  1. caskey

    caskey Bellend

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    You are embarrassing the 4th most watched football league in the world. Every season you are on the receiving end of some proper thumping's and yet manage to wriggle yourselves to safety.

    Bottom already with a minus 8 goal difference about sums things up. Nothing changes eh?

    Enough is enough!

    GO DOWN
     
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    Goldthorpe-Red Well-Known Member

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    Sorry the any inconvenienced caused mate, we'll go down now for you.

    Nobeard.
     
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    Indie Red Well-Known Member

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    That's cute, I remember when I had my first beer.
     
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    barnsleyjoe Active Member

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    Great post. The "GO DOWN" command makes me actually want Barnsley to go down.
     
    barnsleyjoe, Aug 25, 2013
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    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    Coming from a Brighton fan is it? Fookin hell, where you been for 20 years?

    Championship is a proper league, it doesn't like plastics.

    Who's been in this league the longest?
     
    Gordon Owen, Aug 25, 2013
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    Menai Tyke Well-Known Member

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    I bet you're used to going down eh pal?
     
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    Quite clearly one of our own trying to wind us up. I know this because it took me ages to figure out how to change my avatar and im not having it that a new poster has managed it straight away.
     
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    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

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    The rules of football stipulate that the bottom three from this league are relegated and over forty six games we haven't finished in that bottom three so that is the reason why we are still in this league.
     
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    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

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    I thought 'wind up' when I first read it but not because of the avatar because I have a feeling that might be the work of site admin.
     
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    Mido Well-Known Member

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    Boring TW@T alert!
     
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    It's probably the crabs on your head pal, an we will try and entertain all the avid viewer of the "4th most watched league in the world"???
    Btw google can be used to see naked women mate, rather than to find out weird tv viewing figures to use other teams boards.
     
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  12. Whi

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    Back again are you?

    Funny how you weren't around when we turned you over last season. Nor were you on here after getting loved (as usual) by your 'local' rivals Palace.

    I'll give it 10 years max, before you're back where you belong, with the likes of Sheffield United and other clubs of your stature (****, in other words).


    Nice of you to take time out from getting your arsehole stretched though to come on here thinking about us.
     
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  13. RED

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    Brighton, that big club with new fans from Worthing etc who no nothing about football.

    Quality place is Brighton isn't it, some s*****e and don't me started on Worthing.

    Sorry that due to playing with 10 men for with lost a game we were ahead before a dubious decision.

    Now go learn about football as I presume its new to you since you never bothered with it before the rather strange AMEX came along?
     
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    **** off you ***** ****
     
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    You should know Caskey..you did the maths in the thread to us in January

    20 games left = 60pts. You currently have 21pts. You need to win half of those 20 matches ie 10 games to get 30pt. Add that to the 21pts you have already amassed = 51pts.
    Bare in mind you have only won 5 games all season and have no money or manager.
    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but you are NAILED ON to be relegated.
    Have you ever been to the Broadfield stadium at Crawley

    A man capable of such clever deduction really ought to know the answer mate.
     
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    could ask the same question of you really, in case your'e struggling for the answer it's because you bottled it against your biggest rivals!!
     
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    Cant argue with any of that..
     
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    Poor attempt at a wind up.

    I've said this before, the language and phrases used in the messages are very Northern.

    At least if you are going be a WUM make it funny.
     
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    Steady thissen
     
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