That's right too. Talking of Xmas, what's the difference between the star of David and Sheffield United?
The star of David has 6 points. A bit early, I know, but worth keeping in reserve for the pre-Christmas period. I just hope it cannot be applied to us.
Re: The old ones are always I've managed to cheer at least a couple of BBSers up with my crap jokes........
Re: Boo! Rubbish!! Gerroff!!!! I rang up the gym this evening and asked if they could teach me to do the splits. "How flexible are you?" said the girl on the phone. "I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays" I said.
Re: Boo! Rubbish!! Gerroff!!!! After I left the gym I called in the pet shop to buy a goldfish. "Do you want an aquarium?" said the man in the shop. "I don't care what star sign it is" said I.