Man with a nose on his forehead

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-24282498

He asked for his face blurring to hide his identity. I've never been that good with faces, but I think I'd be able to recognise him. I reckon the nose on his head would be the give away.

 

You'd a thought they'd grow it in a less obvious place, like on his back or summat. I suppose they haven't got to move it very far as it is, but it strikes me as a bit lazy on the doctors part.

 

If they put it on his back he'd get snot all over his vest when he sneezed. And he wouldn't be able to reach to pick his nose.

They don't have to completely cut it off where it's situated now. They cut around it, but leave one end still attached so the blood vessels supplying it are still intact. Then swing it round to where it should be. Less chance of it failing than a graft.

Although if I was growing someone a new nose I'd grow it where his nose should be.

 

I'd like to grow a new eye on the end of my finger.

 

I bet he's sick of the smell of Head & Shoulders.

 

I think this is taking the saying cutting your nose off to spite your face to new extremes

 

He'd better not get caught out in a heavy downpour - he could drown.

 

Is it a man's nose on a man's face or a boy's nose on a man's face?

 

Who Nose?

 

I want to get a nose grown on my pen1s, but **** nose where I'd go to get it done.

 

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Not sure how they're going to move it to its proper place, as it's never been done before. I suppose they'll just have to play it by ear. I bet the operation is expensive, he's probably paid through the nose for it, I reckon it cost an arm and a leg.

 

How does he smell?

 

Terrible.

He seems a bit stuck up to me.

 

I thought he was a bit toffee nosed as well.

 

Not sure now cos he`s not looking down his nose at us. Is he?

 

He's not looking down his nose at us, he's turned up his nose at us. It's as plain as the noses on his face.

 

He`s not one of the dropped Barnsley players is he, who has had his nose put out of joint.

 

quite a few on here have done that... except

mostly have grown Dicks there.

 

He`s just addicted to noses and has been having rehabilitation treatment at Nostril Priory. Allegedly.