What makes your piss boil ?

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  1. NIGHTMARE

    NIGHTMARE Banned Idiot

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    Right then as it says in the title whats winding you up at the moment ?
    i have two for the time being

    Can i interest you in any of this *****
    Shop such as McColls, Savers, and many more trying to palm you off with fattening ***** that's sat at the side of the till, if i wanted it i'd have picked it up as i was walking round

    The Police taking the absolute piss out of the tax payer and the Condems letting them

    25 grand for 30 coppers to look round for a lion
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/essex-lion-revealed-the-ginger-cat-1283131
    sorry that's bull *****, they're robbing us blind

    not just that claiming close to a million pound to police demos, 25k to police football matches, and so on piss taking that's what it is, how much do coppers earn these days ? £100 a hour ?


    go on then your turn
     
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  2. ark

    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    UTIs?
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    monkey tennis Well-Known Member

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    Dog ***** on't pavement.
     
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    What makes my piss boil? Phrases like 'piss boil' for starters.
     
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    DEETEE Well-Known Member

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    Folk from sheffield calling barnsley a shithole.

    **** me sideways, I can list half a dozen places off the top of my head that makes beruit look like a day trip to Skeggy.
     
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    Being hit from every angle possible for being a motorist!

    Road tax
    Parking fines
    Speeding fines
    Insurance
    Mot
    Maintainence costs
    Petrol

    Most of the above rising above inflation year on year all because motorists are the easy target.
     
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  8. ark

    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    Erm two of those are nothing to do with being a motorist, but for breaking the law
     
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    MiserablePontyEnder Well-Known Member

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    C$nts that WON'T go to work. (Not those that try to get a job)
     
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    tyrone1 Banned Idiot

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    never tried it but I think that a kettle would
     
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    Chicken Vindaloo.
     
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    Folk who are obsessed with being loud and scooters with L plates basically folk with no regard for the defeaning noise all night
     
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    This. A million times over. Whether it being talking overly loud such as in Toby Carvery today, or neighbours playing music/laughing at night. People talking loudly on buses used to REALLY piss me off.
     
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    I can't stand people like you. Always being sensible. ;-)
     
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    Whitey Guest

    Northern Rail.
     
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    The cat that shits in my garden. I don't have a pet because I neither like, nor want, to have to clean up after animals. So why do I have to go and check the lawn - then clean up and dispose of cat crap - before my kids can play out? If I catch the cat at its business and can confirm who it belongs to (and I think I have a good idea) I will be depositing the deposits at their property.

    Like NIGHTMARE I hate the current trend, particularly in WHSmith, for the "Can I interest you in any of these items for £1?" line. No, if I wanted them I'd have brought them to the till or added them to the items I've placed on the till from the display you have right beside the till. And stop scanning random vouchers and adding them to the bag. I'm not a huge environmentalist but surely there are tons and tons of these ending up in the bin each day? Such a waste of resources.

    So many more I could add but I'm slowly but surely becoming more and more curmudgeonly as I get older :frown:
     
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    people that can't / won't say 'th'

    as in

    "one", "two", "free"


    do ya fink i'm fick. er, yes!
     
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  20. ark

    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    I've always had issues with replacing 'th' with 'f'. My mum spent half my childhood trying to knock it out of me. Which hasn't really worked. So evidently I'm thick.
     
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