My old man, said to me - Have you ever seen the Derry Pele? No, I asked,who is he? He said he's Paddy McCourt and he plays for Barnsley He goes past three, he goes past four He goes round the goalie and then he scores We all hate Dee Dars...etc...
To tune of what Blackpool sing for Ince McCourt, McCourt will tear you apart Again McCourt, McCourt will tear you apart Again
To tune of "Love will tear you apart again" McCourt, McCourt will tear you apart again McCourt, McCourt will tear you apart again
To the tune of that Ronaldo song. You know the one: He plays on the left, he plays on the right, that boy Ronaldo makes England look *****. He plays where he likes, He wears red and white, Paddy McCourt will make you look *****.