You must be able to do something with this song, by replacing "Daddy" with "Paddy"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIt-WiNkB8g Summat to do on your long drive in the morning to keep you awake.
"Is there any reason you were speeding sir?" "I was too busy trying to think of a new song for Paddy McCourt, officer" If he saw his goal last week, he'd definitely let me off!