One of my lecturers at Sheff Hallam (and now a senior lecturer there) is Richard Pitt, but he always shortens it to Dick Pitt. Somewhere in Yorkshire is a girl called Skye Green. My wife worked with a Teresa Brown. A client on a previous account was called Andrew Cox, I rang for him one day and accidentally called him Handy Cox...
My missus is always on about the strange names she encounters at her work - Lalarge Cox & Randy Conceptione being the best of them. I work with Jade Green - but the best one I know is Duane Pipe. Huddersfield full-back Jack Hunt always takes stick at Cardiff as well
Years ago when my grandparents lived in Elsecar my Grandma was friends with a lady down the street called Elsie Carr One of my mates worked for the complaints department of Midland Mainline and dealt with a complaint and refund for Mrs Breadhead
When I was at uni, there was a man who worked there (not sure if his job) who was called Dick Pitt. My brother went to school with a lad called Ash Brown.
Kuntz got me barred from a golf club in posh Harrogate. We were at a work-related golf day @ Pannal and as the after golf dinner clashed with England v Germany game, we were allowed to watch it during our meal. Our golf team won and in my acceptance speech, I thanked the Club President for allowing us to watch the football. I also stated if it wasn't for that Kuntz(who scored), England could have won, and followed up with "And if it wasn't for the Kuntz in our defence" - I got mi coit!!!
Knew a girl at uni called Cris Lear. Only found out at graduation that her full name was Crystal Sandra Lear. Parents! Who'd have em? Worked with a guy called Dick Chew and shared a flat once with a Danish guy called Bent Mudgaard.
Heard about someone called Emma Royd and Isabelle Tollin don't know he true these are but apparently worked fr Doncaster Council