A 'male' question!!

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  1. Red

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    are you trying to tell us you've been 'done?' -- feel no shame dp you're amongst friends on this site.
     
    Red-Taff., Dec 10, 2013
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    There was a lad who was trying to lose his virginity to the lass of his dreams that consulted us all on here for realtionship tips over several months. Some sage advice given there, and a day by day saga. Definitely top 3. I don't remember it ending in romantic bliss.

    Ok Top 2, along with this one, the others can't compete :)
     
    BorderTerrier, Dec 10, 2013
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    I feel better now I know that dusti,but rest assured I can still nip the end of mine and fill it wi pi55.
     
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    Just got it, very good. Very good indeed! In fact it's brilliant.

    Stich in German = ***** in English. ***** as in sting or a stab from a needle!
     
    Stahlrost, Dec 10, 2013
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    About a month / six weeks if memory serves me correctly. I was only 12 at the time so maybe healing was a little quicker.
     
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    I remember you doing some beefing about it.
     
    RichK, Dec 10, 2013
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    Micheal Stich had a stab at the tennis I think.
     
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    You racist b.astard :)
     
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    I tried to write prik, with a c in it near the end, but the s**** filter wouldn't let me. Soz.
     
    Stahlrost, Dec 10, 2013
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    Is that on the Costa Brava
     
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    I don't know why but as I sit (uncomfortably) here chuckling away at the mayhem I have begun, the song "Wherever I Lay My Hat, That's My Home" keeps running round my head!!

    The one on my shoulders that is!!
     
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    Ha ha now I've got the stitch from laughing! Only just realised I spelt it wrong. I'm in STITCHES!
     
    Stahlrost, Dec 10, 2013
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    Norfolk Red -
    was it full or partial and did you have it done for cosmetic reasons?
     
    Red-Taff., Dec 10, 2013
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    There was a thread several years ago asking whether a Penguin was a biscuit or a chocolate bar. It wore out my monitor.
     
    Stahlrost, Dec 10, 2013
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    Another tip for the tip

    If you were reading a Women's magazine.... natural yoghurt would be your answer. Apparantly it sorts out all kinds of ailments.

    Not sure if you're supposed to dunk it or eat it. Try both.

    Let us know how you get on. Good luck.
     
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    I didn't know there were options!!! It's well as you would expect!!

    'Twas for medical reasons, I certainly didn't volunteer to go under the knife. Nice week off work though!!
     
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    I can still feel the pain now over thirty years later.
     
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    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    Dunk it, put it back in the fridge for the good lady's breakfast!!!
     
    NorfolkRed, Dec 10, 2013
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    Hang on, I'm getting mixed up

    It's vinegar that's good for everything.
    Dunk it in vinegar, or drink some, or both.
     
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    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    Saucy.
     
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