My kn*b - update

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  1. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    It seems there is some vested (and perhaps unhealthy!) interest in my genitalia based recovery.

    The latest is all but one of the stitches have either dissolved or fallen off so all being well some form of normal service should be resumed this week hopefully.

    Appearance wise it's well different to what I'm used to but whether it's just an optical illusion I reckon the little fella has grown a bit!!

    The sensitivity and uncomfortableness has all but gone which is a relief, no more walking like John Wayne and sitting on a cushion!

    It seems my kn*b has gained some notoriety amongst my BBS brethren, I wonder if Gally could adapt it into a new logo or summat?!?!
     
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  2. woolley mammoth

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    Why make such a long post ? Surely you could have taken a bit out...
     
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  3. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    Haha funny f*cker!!
     
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    Look at it like this... Women love things that have 25% off
     
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    But if they buy things that has parts missing.....
     
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    Have I missed something?
     
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    I was just enjoying my sausage sarnie as well
     
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    Gally Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Maybe it could have it's own Forum? ;)
     
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    I've found it. The thread I mean....

    I was obviously busier at work this week than I thought, I missed quite possibly the greatest conversation had on this forum.

    Keep us updated Norfolk.
     
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  10. Red

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    Could Norfolk Red's kn*b become the BBS mascot...........
     
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    Only just seen this thread...Ive also to have that done in the New Year.... Herrum, become a Jewish convert...so I may be asking you a few questions nearer the time, if I may Norfolk...It may be PMs tho, as not to gross people out..
     
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  12. tob

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    Norfolk, at least it is only your stitches that have dropped off!!!!
     
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    A forum for knobs? Like OwlsTalk?
     
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    Red-Taff. Well-Known Member

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    Red Knobs ?
     
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    Skinless sausages?
     
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    And WUMsticks?
     
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    Very good. :)
     
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  18. woolley mammoth

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    You're in no position to be giving it "the big un"
     
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    Don't like to be negative in the face of all these endless;d posts...you're on a long road to recovery..and like you, mine was massive afterwards 12" long and 8" in girth..unfortunately it has shrivelled back to the old 9" chipolata I had before.....sorry to be the bearer of this news.
     
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    Years ago I had to have a serious operation on my member.

    I now have a 6 inch scar running half way down it ;)
     
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