One said 'Ebay. Ebayyyy. Do you want me to buy this for you Ebay darling?' The other then shouted her own daughter 'Easterrrrrrr. Come here Easter' Words fail me
I was in the docs a few months back and I heard this fella shouting at his lad 'arr Marni get or ere'. I thought Marni was an odd name. But it was worse, the kid wasn't called Marni as in shouting 'our Marni'. He was called ARMANI!
I know a little girl called Lexus after the car and one lad I worked with called his girl Porche and his son Dodge, All true !!
Through his job my mate heard of a young lad in Barnsley called Jay Z. He's been taken into care of course.