Apparently they're looking for someone with experience of working in the top flight with a ridiculous tan.
Been done mate. I even added des O'connor for the ridiculous, but quite realistic given Tan's grasp on reality.
Maybe he did, but other people did too? It's a fairly obvious joke given his name and the fact brown and Atkinson have a ridiculous tan.
To be honest, my mate does have a history of passing off other people's gags as his own. You don't get the nickname "joke thief" for no reason!