Next time you fill in your Tax Return...

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    imer red Well-Known Member

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    This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

    The HMRC (Her Majesties Revenue Commissioner) has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

    In response to the question: "Do you have anyone dependant on you?" he wrote:
    "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission".

    The HMRC stated that the response he gave was Unacceptable.

    The man's response back to HMRC was:

    *"Who did I miss out?"*
     
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    Pedant Alert - HMRC is Her Majesty's Revenues & Customs (not Revenue Commissioner)
     
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    Brilliant

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