As much use as a marzipan dildo.

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  1. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Haven't used the phrase in ages. So our dur defence is as much use as a marzipan dildo.
     
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    I think they have them in Lidl
     
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    I dont know why but the Lidl comment really appealed to my sense of humour - just hoping the wife doesnt ask why I have suddenly burst out laughing
     
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    They sound like a good idea to me. Edible dildos. Have an orgasm and then have a snack. No need to get up. Chocolate ones would sell like hot cakes. Or just make them out of hot cakes and cut out the middle man, but they might be a bit uncomfortable.
     
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