When I become BFC Manager:

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Read this:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25550419

    My plan, right, is as follows:

    Using the genetic material of De Zeeuw, Glavin, Hignett, Ward etc I will grow footballing brains in pigs.
    I'll then transplant them into Kennedy, Mellis, Dawson, Pederson etc.

    I think you'll agree that it's a pretty flawless plan.
     
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    I see a flaw TFP . A new brain would make little difference.
    Kennedy's legs aren't controlled by his brain!
    Mellis hasn't a brain.to begin with
    And Peds dog would be a better specimen to implant a brain into
     
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    Kennedy - we could transplant footballers legs grown on a Zebra.
    Mellis - we could grow a new brain in a Sloth.
    Pedersen - we could grow a completely new Pedersen inside a pumpkin.

    My plan has no flaws.
    None.
     
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