Kevin on football heaven...

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  1. Gol

    Goldthorpe-Red Well-Known Member

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    G g g g good evening rob....

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz absolute snore.
     
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    Normal call from him. Most of his calls are asking questions of the presenter as if Radio Sheffield know everything. Bout time they started blocking him
     
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    Nowt stopping you from calling in.
     
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    Something I don't listen much to any more.

    Pitsmoor, BTB and James.
    The three ''STARS''
     
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    never listened to it once. judging by the reports on here, i never will
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    Blatant lie. You listen to it every night.
     
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    No
    I
    Don't
     
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    Bet you do.
     
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    Presenter: Have we got [name] on the line

    Caller: Yes

    Presenter: Praise or grumble [name]?

    Caller: Grumble

    Presenter: Go on then

    Caller: Incoherent five word sentence


    Absolutely gripping stuff, it's as if none of the callers have heard the programme before.
     
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    Two Reds related statements that annoy me the most on Football heaven (and often spouted by Reds fans):
    1. We only stayed up the other season because Portsmouth were deducted 10 points.
    2. We only stayed up last season because of Palace

    1. Not true. In retrospect it may look like that and Portsmouth may well still have stayed up. But you can't guess what effect knowing we were safe had on our end of seasons results in terms of players relaxing (you could conversely argue that Portsmouth may have done better too if they hadn't had points deducted mind).
    2. Only as much as Luke Steele and the defence caused it by not conceding another goal and only as much as the whole squad kept us up by getting enough points during the whole season. Distilling it all down to one goal by another team is highly over simplifying it. At the end of the day, we earnt it.

    There... I feel better now I've got that off my chest!
     
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    Thats him that comes on and basically recites everything out of the chronical thats been going on for last week innit.
     
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    Yeah the pompey one annoyed me too.
     
  13. RED

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    The Pompey one annoyed me too.

    Admin spurred them on and we where safe and never in danger if going down. Admin gave pompey some desire.

    No way would we have put in some of the relaxed performances if we had something to play for.

    And Palace didn't keep us up. And was it such a shock that a team who were promoted beat a team who were relegated.

    And Kevin, Leeds fans in the same stand paid the same at Leeds. Even in the family stand it was the same. Your comparison was like comparing east stand lower to the ponty. Usually it's more expensive to sit in the east even if in the corner. You can't say my mate sat in the loo and it was £31 for him, that isn't a similar seat.
     
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    Is it mildly better than the one's who basically ask the presenter to regurgitate everything that they said in the start of the show synopsis, you know; "have we been linked with anyone?" "I missed the start of the show (two minutes beforehand) is anything happening at Oakwell?"
    Or the one's who ask about ticket prices; "when are the Charlton tickets going on sale?"
    Or my personal favourite in response to any question on which the presenter wants a fans opinion: "Well I dunno... what do you think Seth?"
     
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    Mind.... Any of them callers are better than having Brian the blade as a Barnsley fan... ....now that is embarrassing!
     
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    Also ignoring Portsmouth broke the rules, spent money they didn't have. Not least in out bidding us for Jason Pearce. He certainly would have improved our defence and therefore points total
     
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    Have done before, pointless when fighting against presenters that far up they're own arse.
     
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    Pompey are like the Boltons and Leicesters of today!

    They deserve punishments far greater than a 10 point deduction

    If you spent multi millions you don't have and still can't be successful then you reap what you sew
     
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    I used to dislike BTB but just laugh him now. He can be quite funny sometimes even tho he wear a but thin others! Much rather have him than some of the numpties that do call in.
     
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    Don't mate, it winds me up. Every night at 18:05

    "Hello Seth it's erra turra Kevin.....I just like to talk about Danny Wilson.....obviously he got us into premier league and he's managed a few other clubs since.....Sheff We'd and Sheff United.......it's got a tough job coz we are bottom of league and struggling for wins.....we've got Charlton away on Saturday and we need to win......they have got problems with their pitch........we've signed a lad from Liverpool"

    And repeat to end until he tells you everything we already know
     

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