What's your favourite line #2

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  1. Kev b

    Kev b Well-Known Member

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    This time from a movie.

    I think I'm cheating a bit on this...

    So just watch the film snatch ...
     
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    I'll be back
     
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    " Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian to Laytee, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know... was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like ol' squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and that man, he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
    Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He's a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."
     
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    "Dive" Brian Blessed in Flash Gordon.
     
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    Thought it was this....

    Oh, oh – you ready to blow'! Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying mother****er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly TNT! I'm the Guns of the Navarone! In fact, what the **** am I doing in the back'! You're the mother****er who should be on brain detail!


    But then remembered about this...

    All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
    [sniffs] smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! If you dont' like pussy....fuuuuuccckkkkiiiiittt.
     
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    "God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that."
     
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    I thought i war great .
    Rita Sue and Bob Too
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    There aint no bigga in this county baby.
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    Do ya feel lucky punk,well do ya.
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    Go one what film is it it's bugging me
     
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    Dead Man's Shoes.
     
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    Right turn clyde :D
     
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    Keep your friends close but your enemies closer
     
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    The one that is making me chuckle at the moment is in Pitch Perfect, when Fat Amy comes out with the line "whoop, there it is"

    You have to see the film to understand, but it tickles me every time.
     
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    I thought you'd have said my favourite, which is from Pretty Woman:
    You people work on commission, right? Shop assistant: Yeah.

    Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.
     
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    My favourite film ever, that one.... and my favourite line from that film is:-

    "a name.... oh the pressure of a name ......... cinder ...f#ckin.... rella!"
     
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    Get Carter, 1971 -

    "You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow."

    "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

    "You couldn't run an egg and spoon race Eric."

    "Goodbye Eric"
     
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    Awesome film.
     
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    "Yippe ki yay............... mother fvcker"
     
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    I'm torn

    Crazy... I mean like, so many positive waves... maybe we can't lose, you're on!

    I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know
     

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