Bird puns

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    This thread is for you Jay as I know that your'e sick of the fish puns and they're sending you cuckoo
     
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    I would answer but I can't speak because I've got a frog in my throat
     
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    Anyone interested in buying my parrot
    Anyone interested in buying my parrot
    Anyone interested in buying my parrot
    Anyone interested in buying my parrot
    Anyone interested in buying my parrot
     
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    woolley mammoth Well-Known Member

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    Toad ones are the best
     
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    There are some proper tits on this forum.
     
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    I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
     
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    I am ducking out if this.
     
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    Robin bstard, I was gonna use that one.
     
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    Kes.
     
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    I eaglely await the nextswan
     
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    Naomi Campbell
    Tessa Sanderson
    Moira Stewart
    Denise Lewis
     
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    Blackbirds.



    Sorry.
     
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    Romantic supper this evening but to be honest I'd be just as happy with chicken tonight.
     
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    The most common owls in the world is the teat.
     
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    I hope the redstart winning tomorrow.
     
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    If we go down Danny will have to sort the wheatear from the chiff chaff
     
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    Looking forward to right good cormorant tonight
     
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    Lucky you! I've only got a puff-in !!!
     
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    Was just about to nip into town but just discovered I've run out of petrel
     
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