A plop

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  1. RichK

    RichK Well-Known Member

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    Me to lad in office - where you going?

    Lad in office - for a plop.

    Just thought I'd share that with you all as it's proper tickled me. Not heard it for donkey's years.
     
    RichK, Feb 17, 2014
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    How very civilised where I work the response would have been .... fo a ***** n al stick thi nooers in it if tha dunt keep it art on my business ya w'anker
     
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    What about this...

    Shopkeeper: What can I get you lads.

    Andy Broadhead: What are they?

    Shopkeeper: What, them Boncolas?

    Andy Broadhead: Yeah can I have a quarter of bonk on colas please.

    Andy, you and me: Laughing like morons.

    Still tickles me when I think about that.
     
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  4. RichK

    RichK Well-Known Member

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    It was classic comedy. Chuckling now.
     
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  5. RichK

    RichK Well-Known Member

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    I work in Harrogate. He has called me a tw.at today though.
     
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    I've just been for a pickle.

    Another throw-back to a more innocent age. :)
     
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    NIGHTMARE Banned Idiot

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    I have not seen it written down but if you announce in Polish that you "need a plop" the expression is YATZHA COOPER
    (NOTE: that is how it sounds)
     
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    "Dropping the kids off at the pool" is a common term up here.
     
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    It's called a meeting for one where I work.
     
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    Going for a dump.

    Going for a turnout.

    Visiting the turd fairy.

    Dropping a load.

    Off for a Tom Tit.
     
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    Tip Art!
     
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    Having to "log on"
     
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    "Babba".

    Just that.
     
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    Going for Arab
     
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    Excaliber,n, A magical turd of legendary proportions that rises eerily out of the water in a mist shrouded toilet :cool:
     
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    Bungles finger or plumbers bonus at ours
     
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    Curling on down.
    Baking a log.
     
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    "Giving birth to a Wednesday fan" .... :D
     
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    It was "pittle" when ar wor a kid.

    "av pittled misen" :nails:
     
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