Offensive Beard Thread removed

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  1. fir

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    Apologies.
    I was trying to lift the mood.
     
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    No you were defecating in the faces of poorly children, that's what you were doing.
     
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    Yes, that's exactly what was happening.
     
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    I cannot convey how offended I am on behalf of others. I hate Fired.
     
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    No, it's all my fault by my suggesting there could've been another reason behind the lad growing a beard.
     
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    Good job he's not black or brown you'd be looking at jail time
     
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    Warappened?

    Yours, JustgotoutofbedTyke
     
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    Fired said that she hoped all poorly kids would die.
     
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    Alright, she said SHE was going to kill all the poorly kids.
     
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    Fiona suggested Adam Clayton's growing of a beard was indicative of footballers being kn0bheads. I asked whether he could've been doing the same as some of the Barnsley players earlier this season. They grew the beards in order to raise money for the care of a seriously ill child.
     
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    So you're basically saying that you are a better human being than Fired ?
     
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    Tsk, tsk, tsk. You'll never go to heaven by telling fibs. Well, that was what I was told when I was a child.
     
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    I found that funny anyway like, but I don't get the joke really. I'm guessing Fired doesn't like beards but I'm struggling to relate that to poorly kids.
     
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    Lil's just explained it in this thread, and at the same time said he hoped Fired would rot in Hell for all eternity.
     
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    Everyone's a better human being than me. No one else looks at Scooby Doo porn, as I do daily (for starters).
     
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    Gotcha. You told me about that a couple of games ago, I'd forgotten.
     
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    Hillsborough, not Hell.
     
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    I've got some images I did a while ago of the Barnsley bearded lads, for WSB, which suggests their beards make them look gay. Title was Barnsley Bears or summat. WSB aren't using 'em, shall I post 'em? Will umbrage ensue?
     

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