If you want to fit in on here pal, just start a thread asking if you can pay on day at our next away game, that should do the trick, don't worry if theirs already 5 threads asking the same thing, just start another one,
It's his first day stop trying to get him naked. Save it for the second date. And heyoop. Beware it always starts with the shoes next thing tha knows he's got you in a hotel room in Cleethorpes on the game.
Just found it a tad strange that two new posters were taking the piss out of COG's forehead. It's a bit of a Wednesday trait.
