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  1. Newsbot

    Newsbot Well-Known Member

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  2. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    pass the duchy on the left hand side.
     
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    PERSONAL SKILLS
    Friendly and polite individual
    Good listener
    Reliable and flexible
    Pro-active in resolution handling
    Good team player
    Good sense of humour
    High degree of empathy
    Willingness to learn
    Motivated
    Assertive
    Ability to exert a calming influence

    There's only one man for the job. He clearly meets all of the above criteria....
     
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  4. Cun

    Cunning Stunt Well-Known Member

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    Mmmmmmmm, ah go on then, mi CVs on its way!
     
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    dennis-skinner Banned Idiot

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    I bet this position has already been filled by a member of the 'trust'
     
    dennis-skinner, Mar 10, 2014
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Read that as member of the truss. Still.
     
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    One of the job criteria is 'good PC literacy', which pretty much rules out anyone on here.
     
    Micky Finn, Mar 10, 2014
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    Whitey Guest

    I've applied.
     
    Whitey, Mar 10, 2014
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    It's got Nudger's name all over it!!
     
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    Yes..........put my name down for that cos yer all a set of b@stards !!!
     
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    Gordon Ottershaw gets my vote. I'll even write him a sparkling reference. :D
     
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    I beg your pardon! How very dare you?!?
     
    Cunning Stunt, Mar 10, 2014
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    Whitey Guest

    Gordon would be a cracking candidate. As would Cunning Stunt in my opinion. Or Jay. Or hemsworth-tyke.

    Is he back on yet, r Phil?
     
    Whitey, Mar 10, 2014
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    Marc Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    No mention of salary package??
     
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    Whitey Guest

    I've told them I'd do it for my current salary, plus expenses. And to give my complimentary seat to Michael Parkinson.
     
    Whitey, Mar 10, 2014
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    Marc Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    I don't think it's a £50k job mate!
     
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    Err, no I wouldn't.

    To summarise the position:

    Role: Absolutely **** loads of stuff.
    Responsibilities: More than the UK Prime Minister.
    Candidate: Should be ******* brilliant at everything, ever.
    Pay: Nowt.
     
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    Cunning Stunt Well-Known Member

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    I've put thi darn as a character reference
     
    Cunning Stunt, Mar 10, 2014
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    Whitey Guest

    Cynical.

    But probably correct.
     
    Whitey, Mar 10, 2014
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    Jay Well-Known Member

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    You get a free season ticket. And a BFC email address.
     
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