You couldn't make it up....

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  1. Tek

    Tekkytyke Well-Known Member

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    After thieves tunnelled 50ft overnight to nick £80k from a Tesco cashpoint police were quoted as saying they were "looking for people covered in soil"!!
    I honestly thought I must have got me dates wrong and it was 1st April
     
    Tekkytyke, Mar 20, 2014
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Just read the story - Link here

    Actually the full quote was "Police said they were looking for "people acting suspiciously, possibly covered in soil""

    It must take years of training to be able to work that out
     
    Farnham_Red, Mar 20, 2014
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  3. LDR

    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    I bet it was Doug.
     
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  4. woolley mammoth

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    Boring
     
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    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    Boohoo.
     
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    Polce think its an inside job they have their suspicion tescos have a mole
     
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    Sestren Well-Known Member

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    Down here I'm sure there was a story last year about a guy robbing a bank which was opposite his flat. When the cops showed up the bystanders pointed at the door he'd just gone through and they went in to arrest him.
     
    Sestren, Mar 21, 2014
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  8. I'm Spartacus

    I'm Spartacus Well-Known Member

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    The filth. looking for filth.
     
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  9. woolley mammoth

    woolley mammoth Well-Known Member

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    Still boring
     
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  10. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    I sometimes get the same thing...........its horrible being a vampire and having to go out for the 'night'.
    Missing women and all that stuff.

    I suppose the police are looking for someone covered in blood
     
    Young Nudger, Mar 21, 2014
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  11. MarioKempes

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    Must try harder.
     
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