I was thinking about doing a BBS "Friday Feyt Neet" ...

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #1 The Full Ponty, Mar 26, 2014
    ... for the first time in about 10 years (in case anyone is sad enough to remember how **** they were).

    But I don't know which of you tw4ts to choose at the moment.
    Umbrage upon umbrage.

    Put down your phones / laptops etc ... and go take your BBS Association Football frustration out on a quim.
    You'll feel much better for it.
    Unless you're gay. Or female. Or Jay.
     
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    MiserablePontyEnder Well-Known Member

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    #2 MiserablePontyEnder, Mar 26, 2014
    Can I be referee?

    Whitey can prepare a video montage for each competitor

    We can get JamDrop to be the dishy dolly that holds the numbers up between rounds . . . :D
     
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    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    #3 Artisan-baker-red, Mar 26, 2014
    Instead of jam drop...... can we have JLWBL incase things kick off lol
     
  4. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #4 The Full Ponty, Mar 26, 2014
    I'll be honest - Friday Feyt Neets invariably ended with loving and/or death.
    I think Dragon Tyke would be a popular participant.

    Dragon v Big Lil? Two right nasty feckers. In leotards. Oh yes.
     
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    #5 JLWBigLil, Mar 26, 2014
    Yeah, I'm up for it, old mate. Go for it. Which leotard do you want me in, red or pink?
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #6 The Full Ponty, Mar 26, 2014
    It has to be pink.
    Angry Dragon v The Mighty Blancmange.
    I'd pay to see that.
     
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    #7 JLWBigLil, Mar 26, 2014
    Pink it is, then. It's the tighter one, so it's shows off my muscle tone to it's impressive best.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #8 The Full Ponty, Mar 26, 2014
    You're an impressive humanoid.

    On another subject entirely ... PM's seem to be quite a popular subject at the moment.
    I've just read mine, dating back to 2006, and I've been p1ssing myself sideways, on a bike, au gratin ... in a soup.
    Kinell fire. We used to get up to some right ballax.
     
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    #9 JLWBigLil, Mar 26, 2014
    I wish I had a tiramisu styled leotard, just for old time's sake. Can I brandish some of my archaeological tools in the ring?
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #10 The Full Ponty, Mar 26, 2014
    Tiramisu! Brilliant!

    Just read stuff from random folk.
    Some wanting my children, others wanting to kill me.
    The Johnny Coachman ones are just brilliant.
    **** it, I'm writing a book. Will you do my foreskin, sorry, foreword?
     
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    #11 JLWBigLil, Mar 26, 2014
    I would, but I'm retired. Lazy, too. Crystal will do it for you. She could wear her nurse's uniform as she wrote it, if you like. Although, I suppose I could wear the uniform and it could give me the opportunity to put on some black stockings and suspenders again as well.
     
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    #12 Kev b, Mar 26, 2014
    Got to start reading threads right, thought you said Haemorrhoids but no it was humanoid
     
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    #13 JLWBigLil, Mar 26, 2014
    You're more accurate, Kev. I'm a damn sight more like a haemorrhoid than a humanoid!:D
     
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    #14 JamDrop, Mar 26, 2014
    So, have I got the job or not?
     
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    #15 JLWBigLil, Mar 26, 2014
    You can borrow one of my wrestling leotards if you want. Provided you don't stretch it, of course!:D
     
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    #16 Omen, Mar 26, 2014
    Think Whitey and Stevie have lined themselves up but theres been enough chelp for a royal rumble lately!! :)
     
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    #17 Dyson, Mar 26, 2014
    Save your very f.cking limited material.
     
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    #18 The Full Ponty, Mar 27, 2014
    You're right, of course. At least I have some material though ... unlike you - you complete gimpoid son of a deacon.
    I've actually been approached by 2 other "Fanzines", but they don't have any Barnsley players - so they can **** right off.
    Also, I can't be arsed. Or be funny.

    When is the next deadline for your bag of ballax publication?
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #19 The Full Ponty, Mar 27, 2014
    Let's get ready to rumble.
    Stevie would be a great subject. Too much material.

    I love how personally Whitey takes things. He's like Scott Wiseman: massive forehead, slightly fragile, a bit mental & **** at football.
    Lovely lad though.
     
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    #20 Dyson, Mar 27, 2014
    Haha you been poached? We want a significant fee for your services.

    5th April. Get f.cking writing.
     
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