Digby set for surgery..

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  1. Whi

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    [​IMG]Paul Digby@PDiggers17 <small class="time" style="font-size: 13px; color: rgb(187, 187, 187);"> 24m</small>
    All set for my double sports hernia operation today, can't wait to get back kicking a ball

     
  2. Jay

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    I had a hernia once

    Like **** I did, you've got exert yourself to get one of those.
     
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    Re: I had a hernia once

    My mate had one, and the only thing he ever did of a strenuous nature was casting out whilst fishing.
     
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    Re: I had a hernia once

    Is that a euphemism?
     
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    Re: I had a hernia once

    Power wnak over a Fudge Cake and Ice Cream, surely?

    Obviously, when you were a more rotund individual.
     
  6. Whi

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    Re: I had a hernia once

    No, but congratulations on reaching your 22,000th post on the BBS. :)
     
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    Re: I had a hernia once

    Its what dreams are made of.
     
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    Re: I had a hernia once

    Your post count defines you as a human being, apparently. The fact I've got over 12,000 makes me a right sad basterd. Jay must be off the scale (no pun intended).
     
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    Re: I had a hernia once

    Jay did start on here in 1986 though.
     
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    I thought for a moment there that he must be having a procedure to have his intelligence reinserted.
     
  11. Whi

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    Re: I had a hernia once

    Moaning about Maradona wasn't it?
     
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    'Like'
     
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    Re: I had a hernia once

    Yeah, he asked if cocaine abuse led to dramatic weight loss. He was meeting a bird called Claire and wanted to be at his thinnest.
     
  14. Whi

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    Re: I had a hernia once

    Was that the lavatory lady, or am I getting Jay's sexual escapades mixed up again?
     
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    Re: I had a hernia once

    Claire was the one who ****** like a rabbit apparently, or was it a a Rabbi?

    I dont know how one would **** like a Rabbi, if I'm being honest.
     
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    neither would I with all jew respects
     
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    Actually LOL'd at that.
     
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    Whitey nearly bit Jacob's foreskin off laughing at that gag, which would have been quite apt, given the subject matter.
     
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    That's a shame as he's always been complete pr1ck
     

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