Over on Twitter Matt Bailey has compared Stewart Lee to The Full Ponty. Best April Fool I've ever read.
This is true and if Matt was comparing two middle aged men who are going down hill fast, he'd be bang on the money. However, I think he was talking about their comedy stylings.
Every time I look at Stewart Lee I think of Morrissey. I can't help it. By the way - you're a complete set of tw4ts. Yours in sport, Stevey T.
I think he's starting to look like Terry Christian. Or the b'stard love child of Terry Christian and Morrissey.
Always liked Stewart Lee, but the last few things I've seen were, in my opinion, brilliant. Unlike me - he's actually funny. He's about 83 years old, but I still think of him as a student. How odd. 12stone 11lbs, by the way. I'm 40 next month. I expect a card from your Mam.
You now weigh more than me. 12 stone 4lbs. And I'm 6' 3. You're about 5' 4. You absolute fat b'stard. BTW Neither of us are old enough to have been taught using imperial, yet that's what we use and we wouldn't have a ******* clue about our height and weight in metric. Which just goes to show you... summat.
You seem to have me mixed up with Dirk. I'm the bald, big nosed one ... not the one who leaves strange stains on rugs/sofas. I'm 6 foot tall - which is about 1.82m (you're right ... I only know this as I used to do the High Jump very poorly). I was 11stone 7lbs last year before I knackered myself up. 2 operations in the next 6 weeks. Neither are on my face or penis, which is surprising.
No, you were neither big or rough enough to cause such damage. Ruptured ligament. Splattered disc. Silly bloody football ... it really is ****. Got the opportunity to play at St James' Park in May too, but I can't fecking run ... gutted. This is all very civil. Can I call you names again now?
