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  1. Terry Nutkins

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    #1 Terry Nutkins, Apr 16, 2014
    Just been told my mates organised his Stag Do to Edinburgh for 3 days on the 4th July. I Can't wait but...

    Hold On...

    What date is my Wife going to Edinburgh on a completely unrelated Hen Do...?

    4th of B@st@rd July, thats when....
     
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    #2 JamDrop, Apr 16, 2014
    What's wrong with that? You're not going to do anything you wouldn't want your wife to know about are you? I doubt she's going to want to be following you around when she'll be on a hen do.
     
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    #3 Tyketical Masterstroke, Apr 16, 2014
    Aaaarrrggghhh, too....many.....inappropriate.......things ....*steps slowly away from this thread*
     
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    #4 DEETEE, Apr 16, 2014
    At least your guaranteed a shag...
     
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    #5 Bossman, Apr 16, 2014
    Me too, I remember this one stag do I'd had so much to drink that I...and get this...went to the lady's loo's by mistake, god I can be a crazy rebel sometimes
     
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    #6 Hicksy, Apr 16, 2014
    Nightmare. Properly
     
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    #7 Terry Nutkins, Apr 16, 2014
    It doesnt mean that I was going to be unfaithful, but I like to get completely w@nkered on such events, where I can't stand up, where being sick is a precursor. Where I can have a cig, even though I don't smoke... You get my drift.

    I dont fancy being laid out in the street being judged by someone I will have to spend the next week with. What happens in Edinburgh, stays in Edinburgh.

    I'm basically saying I want to get as pissed as a newt and not see anybody that might negatively effect my life afterwards, and that includes lots of tutting.
     
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    #8 JamDrop, Apr 16, 2014
    You'll be fine. She's probably thinking the same thing to be honest. I'm probably being thick, but I don't get the spending the next week with comment.
     
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    #9 shenk1, Apr 16, 2014

    Or the groom is.....is that the worry ;)


    :p
     
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    #10 Hicksy, Apr 16, 2014
    The entire male population of the world get that comment 100%

    Can always emigrate I suppose.
     
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    #11 Extremely Northern, Apr 16, 2014
    The fundamental difference between the male and female brain explained in one swift response...
     
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    #12 JamDrop, Apr 16, 2014
    Can you explain it? I understand the what happens there, stays there bit. But why one week? Isn't he going to be with his wife when he gets home too?
     
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    #13 Stahlrost, Apr 16, 2014
    Can you explain it to me too please? Does that mean I'm a woman? To me, it sounds like he'll be divorced a week after he gets back from Edinburgh.
     
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    #14 JamDrop, Apr 16, 2014
    Either that or he's never actually met his wife before, and they are being forced to spend that amount of time together?
     
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    #15 Hicksy, Apr 16, 2014
    A week is the general lifespan of grief (should any arise)
     
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    #16 Stahlrost, Apr 16, 2014
    I actually bumped into my future wife on her hen night before our wedding. I lived at Millhouse Green at that time, and she said she was going in town with the girls. I went in to the Huntsman in Thurlstone for a quiet pint. After about half an hour guess who staggered in? After being told off for having the cheek to be in their chosen pub I had to buy a bloody round for the lot of them.
     
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    #17 Stahlrost, Apr 16, 2014
    It's longer than that in Germany, I can assure you.
     
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    #18 Hicksy, Apr 16, 2014
    Typical. She stumbles into your pub, you get grief and you have to buy the drinks. Women
     
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    #19 Hicksy, Apr 16, 2014
    Haha. It's probably longer than that in BFC box office as well if we get Saturday wrong!
     
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    #20 Stahlrost, Apr 16, 2014
    Wasn't that bad, she had some nice mates.....................
     
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