UKIP Leader Needs Your Help

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  1. orsenkaht

    orsenkaht Well-Known Member

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    Apparently, Farrage is deciding whether to stand for MP for Newark. Here's my contribution:

    "Rearrange the following letters: NEWARK."

    Hope this helps!
     
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    M1 Tyke New Member

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    Farage (verb) Far arj

    To masturbate furtively and angrily thinking about a hot but disliked member of the opposite sex

    Example

    Despite his anger at Rebecca Brooks alleged activities her raven locks excited him, so Tony nipped off for a quick farage.
     
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  3. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    I'll be voting for him

    Only alternative is Dave..........but I just cant see myself voting for a party in which their leaders all went to the same school

    Labour know how to win elections but have moved away from the middle ground area established by Tony Blair - now they only talk about the poor and needy

    Liberals will do nothing while they have liar liar Nick Clegg in charge..........and especially now the Cyril Smith debacle is on the horizon.......only chance they have is for Vince Cable to take over the leadrership
     
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  4. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    He fingered my Farage hard and fast like an express train until I grabbed his Clegg and stuck it up my Cameron.


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    I suppose I could say I admire somewhere who runs a party whose sole purpose is to get us out of Europe, but spends all his time trying to win seats in the European parliamentary gravy train. But I can't even find that in me.

    Hypocrit of the highest order and only slightly more palatable than the BNP or EDL, but that is like saying cat **** is more palatable than dog ****.
     
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    Like
     
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    This is conclusive proof that you had one too many knocks on the head down the pit.
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Very good but the pedant in me has to point out that its Rebekah not Rebecca and she most definitely is not Raven haired apart from that I liked the post :)

    Are the people of Newark daft enough to vote for him - probably considering the ****** they elected last time
     
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    There have been a lot of racial attacks on Poles and their shops, homes, etc. in Newark. Now considering the town is the home of the Polish war cemetery, containing the remains if hundreds who fought for British Forces during WWII, I'd say they would be quite capable of voting him in.
     
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  10. Redstar

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    Yes. The place is a **** hole but fancies itself as somewhere special hence the history of voting Tory. It must be having a Waitrose that does it...
     
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  12. Gloria Stitts

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    The three main parties have proved themselves to be made up of traitors and liars, Farage may turn out to be the same but deserves the chance to show that's not the case.
     
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    Why does he? He's a dyed in the wool Thatcherite Tory who couldn't get a nomination from them so he's picked on one issue that he thinks can get him power. Meanwhile he gets elected as a MEP, refuses to attend but of course still claims his salary.
     
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    Farage is a Thatcherite. And a lovely person.

    He's not standing for Newark anyway.

    But if you're a former miner, I'm surprised you're a fan of Farage.
     
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    Last night he was saying that he could win in Newark and it would force Labour to say they would offer a referendum. This morning he back tracks and says it would be a distraction to leading his band of hypocrites after seats in a parliament they don't think we should be in.

    I'll be voting for the Green Party in the EU elections.
     
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    nice one
    I agree
    Apparently he has reneged as he knows he cannot win
     
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    Homer Well-Known Member

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    Come on Nudger, thought you had more sense as to vote for a ****er in Newark. He is all mouth and if he ever got into power the country would be bolloxed
     
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    ahh democracy eh?
     
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    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farage
     
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  20. Gloria Stitts

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