Dating website etc...

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  1. Kev b

    Kev b Well-Known Member

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    #1 Kev b, May 1, 2014
    Come peeps join in this one.

    Write yourself a personnel ad.

    What would you put.

    Me...

    Fat lazy baldy.
    No sense of humour, hates wasting money doing fun stuff.

    Looking for someone to cook an clean, must have a good job or be wealthy in order to look after me.
     
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    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

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    #2 MarioKempes, May 1, 2014
    A cook in the kitchen, a cleaner in the house and a whore in the bedroom.

    Only joking girls, I can do some of the cooking and cleaning myself :D
     
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    #3 Tyke_80, May 1, 2014
    Like.
     
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    #4 JLWBigLil, May 1, 2014
    Must do all the cleaning, washing up, shopping, cooking, take the dogs out for walks, gardening. Also, must be a labourer for me on archaeological digs, actually dig my trenches, do any field walking, geo phys & archival research.
    Oh, and you must wear similar clothing to this at all times.
    <img src ="http://www.racheshop.de/product_images/images/big/108565_auPair_big.jpg">
     
  5. RichK

    RichK Well-Known Member

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    #5 RichK, May 1, 2014
    Fancy a fvck? I do. Call me.

    Edit - oops, wrong type of dating site?
     
  6. SuperTyke

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    #6 SuperTyke, May 1, 2014
    Where do I apply?
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    #7 JLWBigLil, May 1, 2014
    You'd be my labourer and dig my trenches for me? This is looking good!:D
     
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    #8 JamDrop, May 1, 2014
    Are you wanting the job?
     
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    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    #9 JamDrop, May 1, 2014
    Whilst wearing that too (SuperTyke, not me).
     
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    #10 DEETEE, May 1, 2014
    Do you like fisting?
     
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    #11 JLWBigLil, May 1, 2014
    The costume is obligatory. It'd certainly be a bit of a talking point on the dig!:D
     
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    #12 JamDrop, May 1, 2014
    I thought you was asking me then when I saw the post under mine. I thought the BBS had gotten a bit personal.
     
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    #13 Eaststand Lower, May 1, 2014
    Meet in a pub go round for round, you buy the kebab, I'll pay for the taxi, you sit on my face.
     
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    #14 DEETEE, May 1, 2014
    No. Your not that lucky.
     
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    #15 rothred, May 1, 2014
    Wanted... Woman to keep our lass off my back.

    Must be good at DIY, Gardening, Decorating, General Housework and generally talking absolute ****** (preferably in another room)

    Must also be prepared to drop me off and pick me up from the pub most evenings
     
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    #16 Bossman, May 1, 2014
    Woman..breathing
     
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    #17 JLWBigLil, May 1, 2014
    Chuckling at that, mate!:D
     
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    #18 fired, May 1, 2014
    Can you clear a small garage out in less than 10 years? If so, we may have a match. :)
     
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    #19 Bossman, May 1, 2014
    But why would you want to clear a garage out, it's not like they're meant for cars or owt
     
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    #20 fired, May 1, 2014
    So it can be demolished. Preferably before it falls down. And so I can find my bike.
     
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