For years, next door's cats have been shitting in my garden and on my lawn. They had 4 cats when we first moved in, they all died (nowt to do with me guv) and now they've got 5 more. They've all used my garden as a toilet. Fences, hedges and plants that I've erected and grown have finally done the trick and after being here over a decade, this is the first year they're not shitting on my lawn. They're shitting on their own lawn. Result! Except... It's an old couple next door. I do a few jobs for them. One of those jobs is cutting their lawn. So now, I'm clearing up next door's cat's **** from next door's ******* lawn, which seems to me to be a whole lot ******* worse.
You had a garden full of slugs and cat walnut whips? Flipping heck and I thought I had problems with one cat (no slugs) a couple of months ago!
When you're doing their lawn just throw the cat **** into next doors garden along with any slugs you find....result
Totally sympathise. Next doors got four of the pointless, useless feckin creatures and all love to use my garden as a sh@#house. Ive been lobbin it back over for years but really do fancy offing em all. Ive heard antifreeze could be the weapon of choice but maybe too obvious. Id love to dust off my old .22 rifle and dish out a little personal justice but too risky.
I love cats. They are an utter joy to be in the same room as. However, perhaps cat owners ought to take some responsibility for their poo. I have to bag up my dog's and get rid of it. Maybe the same ought to apply to kitties, in a more limited sense: if it's within the vicinity of your house, the chances are it's your cat, so put it in the bin.
Bit difficult with my 2 when they are on the 10 ft wall and down the otherside! They had been coming in using the litter tray and then going back out, but a couple of months ago they stopped doing that and don't use the litter tray at all now.
Same problem. Surrounded by houses with cats and some or all of em **** on my lawns. Hate the horrible sneaky furry tw#ts
