Luke Berry's mrs

I read that as man at first,

 

You never mentioned that your mam was a tad racist

 

I picture him as about 17 stone, no neck, bald head (like Duncan Goodhew) and love/hate on the knuckles. Makes more sense when reading his posts.

 

Ha ha not far off
15 stone, number two over head and face, not got any tattoos what so every

Do you look like a young frank skinner ?

 

I was only pillocking.

And no, dunt resemble Frank.

I get Simon Pegg, Fran Healy (from the band Travis) and Karl Pilkington from my mates. Personally, I think I'm a dead ringer for a young Frank Sinatra.