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Happy Gilmore. Cracking film.

 

Correct.

 

Johnny - You're lying! I never hit you!
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!!!!!!!



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Last one tonight for me...

Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king.
King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"?
[Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]
Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness...?
[shouting]
King Leonidas: This is Sparta!
[Kicks the messenger down the well]
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300?

what about this one

Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: d**ks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and d**ks just want to f**k all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to **** all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get f**ked by dicks. But d**ks also f**k assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't f**k the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d**k and your pussy all covered in s**t!

 

Team America.

 

Y'all take a good look at this lump of ****. Remember what it looks like. You fvck up in a firefight and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush in a body bag! Out here, assholes, you keep your **** wired tight at all times!

 

I have no idea about any of these but judging from the quotes they're not very family friendly films!

 

Can't you understand? That if you take a law like evolution and you make it a crime to teach it in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools? And tomorrow you may make it a crime to read about it. And soon you may ban books and newspapers. And then you may turn Catholic against Protestant, and Protestant against Protestant, and try to foist your own religion upon the mind of man. If you can do one, you can do the other. Because fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding. And soon, your Honor, with banners flying and with drums beating we'll be marching backward, BACKWARD, through the glorious ages of that Sixteenth Century when bigots burned the man who dared bring enlightenment and intelligence to the human mind!

 

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya mother****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering ***** ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

 

Goodfellas. Love it.

 

[[about God]
Phil: [as Mr. Chuckles] What's He doing? He can take John Lennon. He can take those three young lads down at Ainsley Pit. He's even thinking of taking my old man. And Margaret bloody Thatcher lives! What's He sodding playing at, eh?

 

Brassed Off

 

Classic film - Goodfellas. Now go home and get your ******* shoe-shine.

 

I must admit I thought this was difficult and I had to cheat so I won't give the answer.

 

John Malkovich at his finest. Love that film, one of the greatest villain's of all time

 

Aha, cult classic, a must watch if you fancy wetting yourself at possibly the worst film ever made!


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I had the misfortune to watch a film called the Three Musketeers (no link to the Dumas version) which was quite honestly the worst film I have ever seen so this film is going to have to be horrendous to get close. I may have to watch it now just out of morbid curiosity.

 

"Now I`m gonna bust your ass for those 3 bags and I`m gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie".