No idea if this new forward will be any good

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    But until today he worked in a warehouse. He's not a kid, he's 25, he probably thought his chance had gone, but he's been given a shot at his dream. And he's called Mike Phenix. Mike ******* Phenix for christ sake, how cool is that! I'm going to buy the film rights because there's a Hollywood fairytale playing out here. Can't think of a signing we've made previously where I've been so desperate for them to do well.

    Go on Mike son. Show us all there's still a bit of magic in this world.
     
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    Tuesday neets is Phenix nights, A Manc anall very fitting.
     
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    Never heard of the guy but good luck to him and hope it works out for all parties concerned.

    Just hope he hasn't a 38 inch waistline !
     
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    Scouts must have seen something in this lad to sign him not expecting too much remember that time we signed that postman mike turner reminds me abit of that hope am wrong though
     
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    His interview is f.cking brilliant. Love him already.
     
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    Yep, interesting interview. He seemed at pains to assure us he wasn't a skillful player...but had pace and power. Let's hope this isn't a step up too far. Danny needs a signing or two to come good as his recent efforts are very hit and miss. More miss to be honest...
     
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    Aye, I'm definitely going to be judging Danny's ability on spotting a players ability on a £25k punt from the bottom side in the Conference.
     
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    Rather than loan signings from Arsenal or Stoke City you mean?
     
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    Or loan signings from Man City...
     
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    Or stats after his first 40+ games...
     
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    Or those first 30 being in charge of a squad what now looks like poison...
     
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    Tommy Wright.
     
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    Or League Two midfielders signed for 200k who've scored 7 goals, created 7 and had a hand in 90% of the other goals we've scored this season.
     
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    Happy clappers always like to hunt in packs... Danny is a hero, I love him and his signings are all MINT. Is that ok? Will you leave me alone now? :)
     
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    No-one hunted anyone. You brought yourself into this thread.
     
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    Are you stalking me? Are you still worried that I might be depressed?
     
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    No idea that you were even the same person. I'm stalking Jay.
     
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    This went weird early


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    I hope we have a new Big Mick on Saturday. Late sub, 2 strikes to claim all 3 points. Guwon.

    Didn't Big Mick 'the postman' Turner also score as a sub on his debut, with like his first touch??
     
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