A morning after the night before piss. One of my roll-ups if I pack it well. Chickenpox Being in the company of anyone who believes you're interested in the story of their friend Carol's trip to the hospital, a person you don't know and have never met, delivered without humour or punchline. Adult Mayflies Listening to someone telling you about the dream they had last night. The fart you daren't release until sat on the thrown because that morning you had diarrhoea. The solo of a 1970s rock guitarist during the live performance of their biggest hit when it was only 30 seconds on the record. A game of monopoly sticking to the proper rules. Cooking anything from the celebrity chef's recipe book you were bought for Christmas that you'll never consult again. Darmstadtium Sex after six pints, you're not that in to her and you had a quick one off the wrist before you went out. Mido's Barnsley career Brigadoon