thereev thinking of doing a stand up comedy tour and needs your constructive opinions and criticisms. thereev 'live' at The Apollo sounds good! hope you can help
Do you know Scnuthorpe are the only professional team with the word............ thorpe in it? It works when you say it and the right pause.
It's a long story......there was I in an Amsterdam window when this drugged up lad comes along......well you know the rest .......little boy
think of something funny and original then think of something as far in the opposite direction that you can get, the reev will be just over the hill from that
Nowt funny abart what Bob went through tother year when he hedn`t got two groats to rub together, them Double Star naps on Liverpool did for him. Tiny Tim and Bob`s other kids hed a reight ***** Christmas due to Bob and his senseless gambling, it were only the generosity oft Barnsley public buying his Big Issues that and finding some art of date Sarnies rarnd back of Marks`s that they hed owt to eight during festivities. Seasons greetings Bob hope this year thas been a bit more financially savvy cos it does help thi kids to have hope tha noes.
thanks folks, i'll press on with the tour......I've put you all down for 2 tickets each.....£20 per ticket.....see you all at the dee dar arena. hth