One sided conversation in the Spar at High Bentham (near Ingleton) earlier ... "Do you make any additional charge for the miserable service? As a fan of the Smiths, Joy Division, Tim Hardin, Jackson C Frank & the War On Drugs I'd like to applaud you" Any other polite put downs you can come up with?
No, but that does remind me that I went round the pub the other day (as is my wont) and as I walked through the door into an otherwise empty boozer was greeted by the chorus of Johnny Come Home by Fine Young Cannibals: "What is wrong in my life That I must get drunk every night?" You could blame fate but I choose to blame the landlord.
Then again ... the beautiful barmaid that served me last night could have been playing CSS's "let's make love & listen to Death from Above"