The BBS General Election

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Whitey, Jan 20, 2015.

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Pick thi potion

  1. Tory basterds

    19 vote(s)
    13.9%

  2. Labour

    55 vote(s)
    40.1%

  3. Lib Dems

    2 vote(s)
    1.5%

  4. Green

    26 vote(s)
    19.0%

  5. UKIP

    20 vote(s)
    14.6%

  6. Other

    4 vote(s)
    2.9%

  7. Not voting

    11 vote(s)
    8.0%
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  1. shed131

    shed131 Well-Known Member

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    Vote for me ......when i get to power i will introduce bigger pint pots and wider roads to stagger in.

    i will give you shorter working hours by introducing a 9 day week

    to keep the business folk happy Christmas will be twice a year, Easter will be moved to January1st to save any confusion.
    mothers day will be 9 months after fathers day
    i will tax the size of cough your man hood........many on here will be due a rebate......whilst others who are complete d1 cks will fork out a fortune

    if you would care to join my party post your requests on the back of a £20.00 note
    feel free to add to the party manifesto
     
    shed131, Jan 21, 2015
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  2. Red

    Redz! Active Member

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    A pints a pint can't make a pint bigger
     
    Redz!, Jan 21, 2015
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  3. madmark62

    madmark62 Well-Known Member

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    Why not? This set of cnuts that are in, have made their own rules,so anyone that wins should be able to !
     
    madmark62, Jan 21, 2015
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    Not sure thats true Redz. Last time we went camping, wife sent me to shop for some milk. She shouted after me "get a big pint, not a little pint". Her ludicrous method of telling me to get a big bottle.
     
    Andy Mac, Jan 21, 2015
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  5. Marc

    Marc Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    I really want the 'not voting' contingent to rethink. Even the UKIP cnuts are voting. If nothing else, just consider that your inaction could see their vile presence increase..
     
    Marc, Jan 21, 2015
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    Marc Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    by definition, no such thing as a bigger point pot. your manifesto is already a lie..just like the rest
     
    Marc, Jan 21, 2015
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  7. 'thereev'

    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    There is no option to vote thereev

    Schoolboy error as everyone would vote for thereev representing the IICS party. International internet comedy sensation party for those who don't know.

    Vote thereev folks......you know it would help.
     
    'thereev', Jan 21, 2015
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  8. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Vote Bob.
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Jan 21, 2015
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    Redstar Well-Known Member

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    The single Lie Dem voter, I hope it isn't [MENTION=6604]BFC Dave[/MENTION]
     
    Redstar, Jan 21, 2015
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  10. tingleytyke

    tingleytyke Well-Known Member

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    you can make a pint pot bigger though.

    Casing my mind back here, i used to think we up north had pots with the pint line about 1/2" (12mm) from the rim to accommodate the head. down south they didn't like the head so the pint was to the glass rim.
     
    tingleytyke, Jan 21, 2015
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  11. shed131

    shed131 Well-Known Member

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    See no lies from the shed lol

    Sign up to my party now looking for those who think out side the box lol

    Rules out most of our mid field lol
     
    shed131, Jan 21, 2015
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    Brush Well-Known Member

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    Come on you Greens

    Vote Green, its the only way forward.
     
    Brush, Jan 21, 2015
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    Xerxes Well-Known Member

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    Re: Come on you Greens

    And rely on wind power and other loony ideas. No ta.
     
    Xerxes, Jan 21, 2015
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    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

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    I'm surprised they got one vote.
     
    MarioKempes, Jan 21, 2015
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    Kingtyke Active Member

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    Re: Come on you Greens

    UKIP or EDL this Labour council got it too cushy around here, nice little number for em with their fiddles they have going on, and too arrogant knowing their safe.
     
    Kingtyke, Jan 21, 2015
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  16. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Re: Come on you Greens

    Dint know yer got a musical instrument on becoming a councillor.

    Bob`ll be on soon, hell be on abart some councillor or other whose shady.

    But whats a general Election got to do with Barnsley Council.
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Jan 21, 2015
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  17. Dragon Tyke

    Dragon Tyke Well-Known Member

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    if Labour put a Donkey with ared rossette on it would win in Barnsley

    its a case of " well mi father, and mi Fathers father.. and mi fathers, fathers, father" (ad nauseaum ) " Voted Labour" no thoughts on polices or what's best for them or the area... just the blinkered ignorance that will keep the area down. In some weird belief it keeps the Tories out.... not any other party ...just the Tories. Then they bleat on and on and on how Barnsley Council and their Westminster Rep do nowt for the area. Its really very comical... yet sad too.

    But if we are gonna be really honest... it does not matter who gets voted in at any constituency in the next elections... we are still strangled and ruled by Europe... simples
     
    Dragon Tyke, Jan 21, 2015
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  18. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Re: if Labour put a Donkey with ared rossette on it would win in Barnsley

    That's a high opinion you have of some Barnsley folk.

    I suppose your awash with manifestos rarnd your gaffe.
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Jan 21, 2015
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  19. Dragon Tyke

    Dragon Tyke Well-Known Member

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    its the same down here really fella

    donkey+red rosette = MP.... the result = area poverty.

    To be honest right now I see no party worth a w@nk they all seem to be grabbing bastads looking after themselves... that's in all areas/constituencies.... We need out of Europe firstly... and no I do not Vote UKIP/BNP either not sure what I will go with this time.. is it really gonna be worth it. Totally demoralised by all of them.
     
    Dragon Tyke, Jan 21, 2015
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  20. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Re: its the same down here really fella

    Politics, I don't give one **** about never mind the customary two.

    Not sure what you`ll vote, well I`ll help thi it wont be Labour. Got quite a few of these I have left the area types and now I am considerably richer and better off than youz.
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Jan 21, 2015
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