Whats your misheard song lyric

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    #21 Zebedee, Jan 28, 2015
    Heart Shaped Box from Nirvana's In Utero album.

    Misheard version "Hey, Wayne, I've got a new cool plane"

    Actual version "Hey wait, I've got a new complaint"
     
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    #22 Redz!, Jan 28, 2015
    Gordon Brown, texture like sun
     
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    #23 Burgundy Red, Jan 28, 2015
    Mondegreens, apparently (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen).

    Mrs Burgundy Red has never forgiven me for pointing out that Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know" appears to feature the line "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me".
     
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    #24 Burgundy Red, Jan 28, 2015
    There were badges you could buy bearing the legend "Never a frown, with Gordon Brown."
     
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    #25 shed131, Jan 28, 2015


    Lol reminds me of the same song with the lyrics

    I can see brierley now the coalites gone
     
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    #26 Bossman, Jan 28, 2015
    Bloody gagging, I'm having a beer on Saturday in Redfearns
     
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    #27 ade, Jan 28, 2015
    You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel.

    thought the song was about a dodgy boot
     
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    #28 Bossman, Jan 28, 2015
    I know someone one else on here that likes Taylor swift....and Noddy Holder ;-)
     
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    #29 Tekkytyke, Jan 28, 2015
    Huey Lewis and the News...The power of love...

    " ....Pri*ks like cream"
     
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    #30 Red Rain, Jan 28, 2015
    Not so much misheard lyrics as a misheard song.

    Many years ago we used to listen to a lot of Runrig. Some of their songs are in English, but some are in Gaelic. The mother-in-law, now sadly passed away, asked to borrow the LP because she liked to listen to it too. The week after we were round her house and she ask my wife to help her with one line because she had worked out the rest. You've guessed it. One of the songs sung in Gaelic.
     
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    #31 arabian_ian, Jan 28, 2015
    Same song,

    With 500 children and a crop in the field.
     
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    #32 RLRed, Jan 28, 2015
    Forever in debt to your prices of pies
     
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    #33 BrunNer, Jan 28, 2015
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    #34 Marlon, Jan 28, 2015
    Stranglers, golden brown. Always thought it was " with my machine gun" as opposed to "with my mind she runs"
     
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    #35 Brian Mahoneys Waist, Jan 28, 2015
    Prince Charming Prince Charming Rita Coolidge nothing to be scared of.
     
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    #36 Conan Troutman, Jan 28, 2015
    'Scuse me while I kiss this guy....
     
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    #37 Jay, Jan 28, 2015
    I'm going to hit the highway like a battering ram, I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike.

    He's just a poor boy from a poor family spare him his life from these warm sausages.
     
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    #38 MonkeyRed, Jan 28, 2015
    When we were playing Birmingham in the play-offs at Oakwell in 2000, and the whole ground were singing the 'We're going to Wembley' song, I didn't sing the first part as I didn't want to get collered for swearing by my Dad.

    I heard 'Que Sera Sera' as 'Kiss Your Arse Hurrah'... Which is an improvement on the original anyway if you ask me!!
     
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    #39 Red Adair, Jan 29, 2015
    Must be talking to a ninja. eurithmics
     
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    #40 Archey, Jan 29, 2015
    The 2nd chorus of Will Young's 'leave right now'. He definitely says "Think I better deep fry now".
     
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