Only in Doncaster..

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    Whitey, Jan 30, 2015
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    Neigh that cant be right i heard the judge said to him thats disgusting how low can you stoop....the perv replied a jack russel normally
     
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    How could he do that.

    That sky were a reight ugly bstd
     
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    He'd been grooming it online for a while.
    That's not the mane issue.
    Sky's now in a stable condition.
    She'll not be feeling like that furlong
    The blowks literally had a mare
     
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    He became a little too giddy, up.
     
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    Brilliant.....just brilliant....me and the missus laughing out loud at this...10 out of 10
     
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    He said he were feeling a little horse.
    Should have wore a donkey jacket to keep out the cold.
    They shared a bowl of mules alay for breakfast.
    He should harness his feeling in future
     
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    I think that Sky, the Shetland pony must have misunderstood his text

    ''do you fancy a little jump?''
     
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    I think a jump to the sky has a whole new meaning in Donny
     
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    I feel sorry for the blowk

    He'll be saddled with this for a while
    It canter been easy for him
    It'll trott be easy for a while
    But he did give Sky some 'hoof'
    So he can't cry foal
    The mane thing though
    Skys moved on now, looking at bridle wear
    It's her turn to take the reigns
     
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    The judge said it was the last straw

    Refused him bale

    Remanded him to Hay wing!
     
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    He'll have to TROT carefully now.
    Or hell go down for donkeys years.
    All this to get his oats.
    As for sky she'll end up in a lasagne if she's not carefull the hor
    se
     
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    The jokes?!? I've had my filly of them already!
     
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    Its too late the jokes are out its no good locking the stable door after the ....,....
     
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    posted a message on a similar thread a week or two ago --
    my brother worked with a lad who had been in court having been caught sha**ing a goat in the back of a Ford Cortina.
     
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    I once had sex with a princess....burnt my b0110cks on the exhaust ;)
     
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