1 - non alcoholic beer 2 - motorised wheel chairs 3 - the people in the middle of town centre trying to get you attention to buy something or get your to spend on charity ( please note I do give charity) But it's not ok butt in in the middle of a conversation and jump I'm front of me. 4- bad weather 5 - people that queue for an airplane in the departure lounge even when their seats not be shouted , for **** sake, you've an allocated seat, no one will take it and the plane won't **** off without you.
the daily mail ben mansford one direction comb overs slip on shoes (apart from david pleat's) pre chopped vegetables dale jennings (unsure if the last one would slip down, or just get stuck like a cling-on)
1) Paying to park in your own town. You pay your road tax and council tax so this should be free. If your a tourist or visiting another town then yes, paying to park is ok. 2) Uninvited visitors - sales reps who turn up out of the blue thinking your sat on your arse doing nowt but waiting to see them 3) Automated call queues. 4) Jeremy Kyle and any similar TV program's where chavs are after their 15 minutes of fame 5) The bloke on the PA at Oakwell who does the phonetic alphabet but can't remember half of the correct words to letters. 6) half and half scarfs. 7) The Sky TV premier league multi billion pound TV deal. The working man's game and fair competition has all but gone. 8) Sweetcorn. It's only any good for fattening up chickens and doesn't digest. 9) Mushrooms. I don't eat anything that dogs p!55 on 10) Gary Willard.
Unexpected items in my bagging area People who drive in the middle lane of motorways ISIS The Tory party Boys who have their jeans half way down their ar### Ukip
Kids in chavved up 1.2 litre cars driving like they're marco alonso Carlsberg Blokes drinking WKD That ****ing duck pout that lasses do Celtic fans or supporters People who support a team from a city they've never even been to
Big bushy beards on blokes who would look better without them (all of them), just because it's "the trend" Full sleeve tattoos Girls pouting and standing with hands on hips (facebook/ instagram) Saggy @rse jeans Just fashion victims in general Anyone who can't distinguish between "Could have" and "could of" And people who can't grasp we're, where, and were ; Their, there and they're
Were do you get off criticising people for they're fashion choices? Its up to them if they want to have a sleeve tattoo on there arm and if you weren't so closed minded you could of met the man of your dreams with a big bushy beard.
Also Women that shave their eyebrows and draw them back on. People that take pictures of food and post them on facebook.
Blokes ringing me up from india while im eating in my tea, claiming they are called Dwayne and are not selling me owt