Interrupting Wives

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Have any of you got this problem? Mine does it all the time, half way through every sentence she butts in and starts a new conversation about a completely different subject. It does my head in.

    After nearly 15 years of practice I've found the perfect solution. I only say the first half of every sentence, then stop. This means she can't interrupt. It works perfectly. She is not amused though and I think she is developing a retaliatory tactic.
     
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    I have the perfect wife. I'm extremely lucky to be married to her.
    And I'm not saying that because she regularly reads the BBS. Oh no.
     
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    I often find that a sharp left hook soon puts her back inline*

    *please note that was only a joke and in no way do I promote domestic violance

    :)
     
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  4. Sta

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    If my wife came on here, I'd only be able to type the first h.

    And if you wanted to put something derogatory about your wife, you could always use scoreboard language so she wouldn't understand it.
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    You could just miss letters out of each word like. That`d confuse her.
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    G od id a.
     
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    Yes anyway I'm working from home so it's bacon and mushroom and a cup of tea
     
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    You've clearly never met my wife.
     
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    Football training tonight so a late tea. I'll do the ironing when I get in.
     
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    I've fed the cat
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Riding naked on a horse eh.
     
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    I wouldn't want to.
    But if I did, she'd gi e me a sev re be ti g!
     
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    I ag ee
     
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    So you gave the cat a cup of tea and a bacon and mushroom sandwich before ironing it?
     
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    Yo th nk she'd g ve me a sev re be ti g as we l?
     
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    Did I tell you about this girl at work? She keeps interrupting my conversations, mid flow, and totally goes off onto another subject. It's so annoying.
     
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    I'd like to continue this conversation but my wife has just interrupted me and reminded me that I've taking her to the airport in 5 minutes. That's her punishment for interrupting, banished to Germany for a month.

    Leaving me on my own to go skiing. Yippee!
     
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    It's a beautiful day. How on earth can you ski down Jermyn Croft?
     
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    Y s, bu that's n t wha I me nt.

    I me nt "I ag ee th t you woul 't d it"
     
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    I'm going to Notts County though.
     
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