English Asylum Seekers Detained In Scotland

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  1. arabian_ian

    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Scottish river police have already intercepted 500 English migrants attempting to cross the tempestuous River Tweed, in overloaded and ramshackle craft.

    Chief Inspector Mc Tartan informed this reporter "This is the beginning of a whole new humanitarian crisis for Scotland. Who will take care of these pieces of human flotsam? Who will pay for all the blankets and mars bars? Not us, Jimmy."

    The UN are holding an emergency summit in Barbados to discuss how best to handle the immigration crisis.

    Meanwhile those who survive the perilous crossing are being detained at a tent village just outside Kelso, while their applications for asylum are processed.

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    Joking aside, I wouldn't got to Scotland if you ******* paid me. The sooner you're on your own the better.
     
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  3. arabian_ian

    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Well there's a bonus.
     
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    They turned back when Irn-Bru was added to their Pimms
     
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    Once the SNP are told that they have to have their own fiscal policy and the Scots have to pay their own way in life instead of relying on the English to sub them - then get ready for Scotland to become empty - of people and business.

    Mark my words on this.
    The Tories are far too cute for the likes of Mrs Krankie otherwise known as fishy Sturgeon.
     
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    Your guy "Farage" didn't do too well. I think the SNP walked the election? Sour grapes?
     
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    Really bad feelings towards the Scots in England

    A small percentage of the electorate trying to determine what the rest of the country has to do - NO FOOOKING CHANCE !!!

    Scotland has about the same number of people as Yorkshire

    So its like Yorkshire telling the rest of Britain what to do...........its foooking crazy

    The sooner that Hadrians Wall is re-built and passport control implemented - then the sooner the better
     
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  8. I'm Spartacus

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    Adrian...:D
     
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    UKIP got far more votes than the SNP

    With proportional representation - UKIP would have 83 seats and the SNP would have 25 seats

    UKIP has one member of parliament - and he represents 3.9 MILLION voters
     
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    Nudger first of all my post was one of fun. Nothing more but I think you knew that.

    Secondly you were doing alright until the last Sentence. Tories too cute? I think Osbourne and co have proved exactly how cute they really are and I'm very sure we in Scotland have equally if not better financial experts around to make the big decisions.

    I'm no expert on these things but would life be any worse Tory free? Only time will tell.

    And really Nudger your childish name calling towards Nicola did your argument no favours what so ever.
     
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    The oil is running out, cut them free and let them fend for themselves.
     
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    What is mental is that UKIP got 12.6% of the vote and ended up with one seat yet the SNP ended up with 56 seats from 4.7% of the vote. They may have a fair few seats but they're not representative of the UK in my humble opinion. That's democracy though so they will have their say in the Commons however I don't think they'll cause Cameron too many sleepless nights.
     
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  13. arabian_ian

    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    This is interesting.

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    Fookin Hell Ian!...You cant have fun on here!..Now go and say 1000 Hail Haggis's
     
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  15. I'm Spartacus

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    I preferred her as a **** hot bassist...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC9IfjEQXOA
     
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    Two of my Scottish friends have asked me to find them houses in Yorkshire as they believe the Scottish Nazi Party (a Scottish lady's words, not mine) will lead the Scotland to disaster.

    A guy in the pub at lunchtime said that he had found a hate figure who was worse than Thatcher: one Ms. Sturgeon.
     
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    Be on their arses in no time and pleading to come back.
     
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  18. I'm Spartacus

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    You've got mates??? **** off with ya....
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Xerxes, see that picture I posted. That is the real enemy. Not Nicola.
    All those Hooray Henrys drinking their pimms at our expence.
    But the country voted to keep them and their likes in their privileged positions while the working classes visit foodbanks to try and feed their children.
     
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    People need to lighten up just a joke. I think Scotland would do ok economically if they went independent it would be dependent on what currency they could use I guess but don't see any catastrophic economic issues.
     
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