Sorry if posted: alan nixon reports forte fails medical

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  1. Gol

    Goldthorpe-Red Well-Known Member

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    #1 Goldthorpe-Red, Jul 23, 2015
    Some on here will be happy.
     
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    #2 Baka, Jul 23, 2015
    Passing medicals clearly isn't Jonathan's Forté.
     
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    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    #3 'thereev', Jul 23, 2015
    Good, he is carp anyway.

    Is Oddjob available?
     
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    Goldthorpe-Red Well-Known Member

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    #4 Goldthorpe-Red, Jul 23, 2015
    Pretty much a carbon copy of each other... probably abit cheaper too.
     
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    #5 Exile, Jul 23, 2015
    Signed for Stockport last week.
     
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    #6 stairfoot.red, Jul 23, 2015
    How ****ed up must his body be to fail one of our medicals we've signed players with one kidney and one with a broken leg in the past
     
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    #7 Tyke_80, Jul 23, 2015
    Dont know but this lad said he failed it this morning....

    Connor Ritchie ‏@Connor66Ritchie 12h12 hours ago
    Watch him fail his medical because he's made from glass
     
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    #8 Poet, Jul 23, 2015
    So, a player that scored 15 goals in this league last season, isn't deemed good enough to play for us by some of you? You just have to laugh.

    Perhaps it's all a ruse, and Lee Johnson is holding out for Higuain?
     
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    #9 Tyke_80, Jul 23, 2015
    Higuain? Wanted Benzema, better in the bigger games
     
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    #10 Dragon Tyke, Jul 23, 2015
    I think we even put a bid in to the crash site at Rodwell

    apparently we thought he coulda been good in the air.

    but although he passed the medical... apparently he would not move within 25 miles of Oakwell... and his reason for that was because he could not get decent signal... to "phone Home"
     
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    #11 Bossman, Jul 23, 2015
    Like it :)
     
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    #12 Poet, Jul 23, 2015
    We don't have any big games. Unless you count Burton away?
     
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    #13 MarioKempes, Jul 23, 2015
    You couldn't make this up.
     
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    #14 Chef Tyke, Jul 23, 2015

    Relieved at this. He has a bad history of injuries and given our resources we can't afford to take a risk to be carrying injury prone players. Especially as he would have been one of our higher paid players and we were prepared to pay a reported 120k for him. Not for me. Would much prefer us to go after Devante Cole.
     
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    #15 tobyornottoby, Jul 23, 2015
    It isn't that difficult

    Another rabbit out of Alan's hat.

    Is he David Nixon's son?

    Or embedded?

    Or has he a mole with a stacked wallet?

    Bit grubby the way things seem to develop. Though on here most of the "informed" posts are not.
     
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    #16 Dr Zazlos, Jul 23, 2015
    My Heart Bleeds !
     
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    #17 Gordon Ottershaw, Jul 23, 2015
    Like!

    Legend has it that Janne Salli's medical involved sinking a few pints around town!
     
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    #18 Geddiswasguud, Jul 23, 2015
    Me too...baggers belief how Jennings passed his
     
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    #19 55&counting, Jul 23, 2015
    So is that confirmed?
     
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    #20 dreamboy3000, Jul 23, 2015
    2 goals in 18, injury prone and a journeyman who's only had one season of double figures worth of goals. No resale value at 29 either.
     
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