new scoreboard

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    pingiskola Well-Known Member

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    Reight, I've just had an einsteinian thought that will get brought up at next Thursdays meeting with Whitey and bossmans best mates at the club which will save the club megabucks, in fact it will MAKE money ...

    Here goes:

    Why door we go back to the system we used to have with letters down the side of the walls surrounding the pitch, each letter corresponding to a list published in the match day magazine (that's the money making part, you all have to buy a marvellous day magazine, or programme, to some of you). Then we get one of the apprentices to update said letters with latest scores during the match! !!!

    I know what you are saying here, 'I can ask mi mate next to mi, who's been daft enough to buy said matchday magazine which letter represents which match instead of buying one. However, your mate will get royally p*sse off at this and tell you to buy your own. I agree with your mate here.

    This also cuts out the need to watch pointless adverts for the latest 'Polski sklep' which had opened up in athersley south of cundy cross offering the latest in the eastern European shopping experience, or for mickeys tyres offering remoulding for eastern Europeans who don't have a licence, insurance but do have a dodgy MOT.
    Other adverts that would be boring would be for the other thinges we really don't need, or are even interested in.

    This saves the club having to fork out hundreds of thousands of pounds on a sparkly, shiny, flashy scoreboard that we don't need anyway. Brilliant! !!!



    However. If you are so tight as to not want to buy a matchday magazine to support your club further, but you are desperate to know the scores from other clubs, you could always ask the nearest greasy spotted oik of a youth near you who will be busy playing on his or her multimedia device what said latest scores are. (Because kids these days seem more interested in these multimedia devices than the actual football! ) Problem solved.

    If you do want to watch a replay of the latest incident that would have been replayed on any new scoreboard, just get the same little oik to video the game for you live and then they can show yout immediate replays, which they can they get a gcse in media having used said medium correctly, maybe starting a career in tv or online media. How good would that be?????


    You can give me your thoughts tomorrow at the BBS drinking party.

    Have a nice evening :D

    Ps I really haven't been smoking or drinking anything as yet.

    Pps who really can remember those letters that were updated with the scores during a match ????
     
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    pingiskola Well-Known Member

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    I don't smoke anyway ...
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    You need help.
     
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    They don't need to - that's why we have so many loan players so they can do that with numbers on their shirts. You need to buy a programme to know all their names!
     
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    Can you remember them old projectors you'd have at school where you put an acetate under a lamp? Could just get a more powerful version of that and when the score changes someone scribbles out the old score and puts the new one on, the 'COYR' flashing effect of the current board could be emulated by turning the projector on and off quickly...all projected onto a few old bed sheets stitched together and chucked over the existing scoreboard.
     
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    You dont like Eastern Europeans do you ?
    Plus does your Sky TV deal only show you adverts for things YOU want to buy, or do they show adverts for the things that people want to sell ?

    PS.
    My Grandfather was Polish, came over here during WW2 to fight against the German army, after being in the Polish Cavalry he joined up with the British army and spent a further 4 years fighting alongside Brits that accepted him for what he was. A HUMAN BEING, not lower than vermin, like yourself seem to think Polish people are.
     

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